In Coralie Fargeat's brand-new feminist scary motion picture The Substance, unsafe societal beauty standards are the real creatures. They (women objectification, the disposal of "the old," the expansion of a market improved physical body modification) feed a monster of a pattern that leads Demi Moore's fading TV individuality character Elisabet

You might think that the War for the Planet of the Apes was fought in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and.. well, you'd be right. There was that big escalation right (blog post) at the end, but this movie skips over that minor detail to get to the REAL story we care about. Which group of warring humans will get to be the humans in the background

Back by... strangely popular demand, it's an Asylum review! You wouldn't think that Godzilla and King Kong could return to the big screen without the gigantic kings of mockbusters capitalizing on that, would ya? In that spirit, this week's review is Ape vs Monster, a movie about an ape science fiction movie reviews that becomes giant, and must do